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South held...

ddf

dsf

Vul:Both Dlr: South	Q83  Q62  KQ94  J32
AKJ754  3  873  K96		1096  J1098  J6  Q874
	2  AK754  A1052  A105

1H 1S 2H P 3D P 4H P P P

SA and diamond shift to Jack and ace.  Draw 3 rounds of trump ending in dummy. Don't play clubs (title is a red herring).  Play DK and then D9.  If East ruffs, he has to play black suit.

If not, win D10 and play a trump (throwing a club from dummy).